Make surfing fun again hat

I know, I know. “Surfing IS fun!” It certainly can be, but what I’ve seen in my nearly 40 years of surfing is that the number one thing holding people back from catching the waves they should be catching and actually having way more fun is the wrong choice of board. Shops and schools sell newcomers boards that are way too short and completely inappropriate for someone just learning. 
90 % of the surfers out there will never move past the advanced beginner stage in their surfing life (you know it’s true, just let a good surfer watch a video of you surfing sometime and ask for honest feedback) and that’s fine. So why not ride something that’s yields a higher return on investment? Aside from the obvious play on the MAGA hat, this hat is a reminder to ignore what the magazines and shop trolls try to sell you and go with something that works. 
LIfe is infinitely better when you can actually catch waves. As we like to say, “Long glides and good vibes.”